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Fuck Yeah, History Major Heraldic Beast

Those who forget the past are doomed to fail the midterm.

The History Major Heraldic Beast will post anything pertaining to any field of history. The beast is aware that right now this blog is mostly western European/American history, but those have been the submissions popping up in the inbox. Don't be afraid to submit your wry observations about the Mali empire, or the Ming dynasty, or Clovis culture, or the effects of Soviet collectivization on the indigenous people of northeastern Siberia. They will be posted.

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  • TOP TEXT: Try new bra on. BOTTOM TEXT: Tell saleswoman that it “feels like I’m wearing the Maginot line on my chest.” Seriously, I was not expecting to try on such heavy duty reinforcements that day.

    TOP TEXT: Try new bra on.

    BOTTOM TEXT: Tell saleswoman that it “feels like I’m wearing the Maginot line on my chest.”

    Seriously, I was not expecting to try on such heavy duty reinforcements that day.

    Posted on April 27, 2012 with 142 notes

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      But they’ll still get around it on their first try. by going through Belgium?
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      While this is awesome I envision the conversation quickly moving on to a military metaphor for anal.
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      PFGHT one of the best history metaphors I’ve come across.
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      YAY. I’m so glad that my submission is so popular!
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      AHAHAHAHA!
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