Fuck Yeah, History Major Heraldic Beast

Those who forget the past are doomed to fail the midterm.

The History Major Heraldic Beast will post anything pertaining to any field of history. The beast is aware that right now this blog is mostly western European/American history, but those have been the submissions popping up in the inbox. Don't be afraid to submit your wry observations about the Mali empire, or the Ming dynasty, or Clovis culture, or the effects of Soviet collectivization on the indigenous people of northeastern Siberia. They will be posted.

If it's tagged "submission", I neither made it nor wrote the commentary beneath it, unless the words "The Beast Says" are involved.

The History Major Heraldic Beast will not post submissions containing racial or ethnic slurs. Seriously, people, what the fuck. You know who you are. Stop sending them in.

Readers of the Prose Edda/Poesy of Skalds will understand

The Beast Says: Loki can just remind the audience that Thor was dumb enough to sleep in a giant’s glove and think it was a castle. Do we really want a man that breathtakingly idiotic at Asgard’s helm? LAUFEYSON* 2012

*that should technically be Fárbautisson but whatever

Tagged: the beast kind of has a thing for the avengers /publishes immediately submission

Posted on September 5, 2012 with 276 notes
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  Actually, even though in the mythology Laufey was the mother of Loki, Loki was referred to by the matronym “Laufeyson”....
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